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Things I am thankful for

November 24, 2009

1. My family, for always pushing me to go that extra mile and for never letting me settle.
2. My boyfriend for (1) cooking, (2) cleaning, (3) doing all of the laundry, (4) doing all of the grocery shopping even though he has never cooked, cleaned, done laundry, or gone grocery shopping in his [...]

Twilight

November 20, 2009

is the new Da Vinci Code.
If you are into this, I will think you are an idiot. Unless you are still a teenager, in which case I can probably let it slide as immaturity or a pubescent infatuation with sexuality.

Jurisdiction

October 31, 2009

Does anyone accidentally type “jurisdiction” as “jursidiction”?  I seriously find myself doing this every time I try and type it.

Bug

October 7, 2009

I’m sick.  :-(  Let’s hope it’s not swine fluuuu.

Big long rambling post

August 25, 2009

First, I want to thank anyone who commented or otherwise communicated with me regarding yesterday’s post.  While I definitely feel a little bit alone in this new, gigantic city faced with probably one of the biggest challenges of my life, I’m glad to know I can always count on the Interwebs for advice and support [...]

I love Kate Moss

August 17, 2009

New favorite store.

Forever 21

August 14, 2009

Dear Forever 21,
You suck.  Your clothes are an unenviable blend of poor construction, cheap and otherwise shoddy fabric, and overall lack of originality.  Venturing into your store usually induces migraines varying from moderate to very severe.  Not only must I endure loud, obnoxious pop music blaring from all directions, but herds of fifteen year-olds with [...]

Boys, take note

August 11, 2009

The following are inappropriate ways to approach a woman:

“I’ve f*cked over 40 Asians.  Let me guess, you’re Korean.”  (Actually no, douchebag, I’m Chinese.)
“I like your glasses.  You look very sweet and innocent.  [leaning in]  But I bet you’re a tiger in bed.”  (Really?!)
“You look familiar.  Have we met before?”  (This could work…if I didn’t move [...]

Goodbye apartment

July 31, 2009

I’m going to miss this view (taken from my balcony…D is the pensive guy in blue if anyone is wondering what the back of his head looks like):

New York tomorrow.