Suggestions for NYU Law

1.  The whole checking IDs when entering Vanderbilt Hall is pretty worthless.  Especially when the “security guards” checking never actually pay attention the door.  I could hold up my Blockbuster card and still get in.

2.  For $43K a year, the printers in the library should probably function at least 80% of the time.  Instead of the measly 12-15% that I’ve experienced.

3.  Forcing 1Ls to take all substantive classes in the same room constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.  Even prisoners get to leave their cells occasionally.

4.  After walking through Washington Square Park to and from class every day and having had the opportunity to observe NYU undergrads on a regular basis, renaming the law school to reflect that NYU Law students are not in any way affiliated with NYU undergrads is a brilliant idea.  Seriously, I would get so many fewer dirty looks for having my ID out or wearing a school sweatshirt.  Plus, think of the financial benefit of selling school-naming rights.  Wachtell Law School, anyone?